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YO (TurboTax Rap II)–see also “No Competition”
This is the second of two submissions for The Tax Rap contest. Thank you to all who voted. Hey everybody… when you pop in that TurboTax disc remember, initially you can “Take it easy” but after listening to this you’ll soon say “(I) can relax and sit then give in to the rhythm of (his) classic hit” Enjoy… YO! Lyrics to “YO? (TurboTax Rap II)” Written by Stephan “AcHuman” Aron Produced by AcHuman and DEADGEEZER (Improvised introduction) This is my tax rap sequel. So check it/ Word to your motherboard. It’ll keep you connected/ People, respect it/ Or these taxes will eat you fa’ breakfast/ Girl, there’s no need to get stressed n’/ Curl up in a fetal position/ Tax time’s like the issue of lethal injections/ Yes. It leaves you conflicted/ That Benjamin’s tellin’ you your only certainty is death and taxes/ Turbotax is/ keeping you up to speed through check lists/ See? You perfect it/ If you miss a beat…/ Yes indeed/ it’ll help you out/ if you need to correct it/ Bank accounts/ are now/ how/ the root of all evil’s directed/ With Turbotax/ I’m makin leaps as I hurdle tracks/ like Trackstars/ and Olympians/ The facts are/ their rivals are simply done/ Limping from/ running on their last legs. They can’t handle this/ candle stick/ Turbotax is Jack. Jumpin’ over them so nimbly done/ Then passed the baton so you can win these runs/ Intuit/ walks you through it/ I thought that you knew it/ (Yo) Its true it/ Talks you through it/ Write offs are beautiful. So… Chorus “Why owe …
